Cats on Do Not Disturb: The 11 best tweets of the week

The weekend is here, and not a moment too soon.

You are probably planning a wonderful weekend full of autumnal activities. Might I suggest another thing to do? Read some tweets, my good friend. Why? Because we collected the absolute best and funniest tweets from this week, and you’ll love them. That’s a guarantee (not really, but just trust me).

OK then, here they are: the 11 best tweets of the week.

1. There are only two cat settings, apparently.

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2. Personally, I think this is fine and I’m doing really well and it is having no long-lasting effect on my health at all. I’m so normal it hurts.

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3. Just a wildly poor choice by the Denver Nuggets. Why would you deprive your team and fanbase of such sweet names?

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4. This tweet is self explanatory.

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5. An obligatory dril post.

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6. It’s like every post from that guy. Give it a rest, pal. We get it.

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7. Pretty underground drink order here for ya. You probably don’t know it, but I bet your bartender will.

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8. If I had a dollar every time this happened to me…

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9. The twists and turns in this song are incredible.

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10. Oh, to be a worm. (Celebratory.)

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11. And finally, this post that really resonates with me.

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